Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
How external is "for external use only"?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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