we have officially mastered the walk of shame
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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