no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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