I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You were trust falling into bushes
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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