he wants to bone in the snuggie
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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