I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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