Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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