Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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