since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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