Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize