I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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