'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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