What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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