Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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