im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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