Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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