jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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