Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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