Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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