Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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