As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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