Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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