You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
