the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You were trust falling into bushes
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize
