Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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