Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the day after is always just damage control
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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