Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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