I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i think i have herpe
just one?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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