"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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