why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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