grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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