do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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