my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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