whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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