I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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