i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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