I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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