she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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