My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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