make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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