This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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