HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
