I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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