i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
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