Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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