Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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