She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
false alarm, still single
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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