I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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