So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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