white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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