8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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