Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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