Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
