as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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