I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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